1 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,680 you want, Barry? 2 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:46,960 Mr. Mayne sent me, sir. 3 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,679 What for? 4 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaking of someone in the playground, sir. It was an accident. 5 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,180 Mr. Mayne sent me. 6 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:10,380 In many ways, this school is like the nation. 7 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:18,640 There are far too many people who are content to get away with 7 out of 10, 8 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:25,640 with more attention, more concentration, with harder work, these people 9 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:30,160 could easily get 8 out of 10 and higher. 10 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:35,980 Not that I will be thanked for pointing that out to them or for pushing them 11 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,160 forward when the going gets tough. No. 12 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,360 I calculate that the difference... 13 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:49,840 between being a great nation and being a mediocre nation lies somewhere 14 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,540 between nine and seven out of ten. 15 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,620 Good morning, Miss Roberts. Good morning, Mr. Rickards. 16 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,400 Very, very nice. 17 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:04,130 I am addressing only a small minority among you. 18 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:09,770 What I want to say to that minority is stop. 19 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:12,430 Think. 20 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:19,090 What I want to say to all of you is how glad I am to be here with you this 21 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,090 morning. 22 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:28,870 The British system of policing relies heavily on your... 23 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,420 cooperation and approval. 24 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:37,440 When you leave this city, you will all become citizens in our society. 25 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:43,980 And as citizens, you will all have an active role to play. Local bank manager. 26 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,280 What's he doing? 27 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:50,640 He's offering him interest -free loans for the first three years after they 28 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,499 leave school. 29 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,480 Pay it back out for the dull money. 30 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,700 The laws of our country. 31 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:04,300 are not designed to oppress, but to safeguard your freedoms. 32 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,720 What's brought all this on? 33 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:11,800 The Eighth Commandment. Thou shalt not nick from the local pack he sweeps off. 34 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,840 The incredible bulk behind you. 35 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,240 Who? 36 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,480 Every member of society. 37 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,040 If a person sees a crime being committed, 38 00:06:27,849 --> 00:06:28,849 Hey! Hey, man! 39 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,110 What's your cock? So what are you complaining about? 40 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,820 No, what class are you? B1, sir. 41 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:32,879 What are you doing here? 42 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,880 Chucked out. 43 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,980 And cheeky. And stupid, sir. 44 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:45,060 Turn up, sir. 45 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,120 I do believe you're right, brother. 46 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:54,400 And the first thing to do when converting to a different base is to 47 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,640 your column. 48 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:09,270 Converted to base 5, we start off with units, and then... 49 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,440 Into the number you're trying to convert. 50 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,679 625 obviously does not go. 51 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,460 125 does not go. 52 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:50,260 25 does go. So you have one left over. 53 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:57,660 One left over. Five doesn't go into one, so we have a north. 54 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,520 And then one does... 55 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,780 I want you all to come over to this side of the class. 56 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,400 Quietly! 57 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,980 Whatever is done in this class will be done quietly. 58 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,080 Right. 59 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:40,770 Down there, at the gate, if you cannot see, Margaret, come and stand here. You 60 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:43,170 all right, Danny? Yes, sir. Come and stand here, please. I don't want to 61 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:44,170 with you about it. 62 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,350 Take a good look. 63 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:52,950 Down there, hanging around for no good reason, can be seen a colourful 64 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:58,990 of those among us who failed to acquire qualifications before setting foot in 65 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,110 the real world. 66 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,950 As you can see... John McCarthy got a CSE. 67 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,410 Margaret, a CSE is to a no level what lard is to butter. 68 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:14,330 These people are reduced to hanging around the school gate, looking back on 69 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:15,330 opportunities. 70 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:18,870 Sit down, quietly. 71 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:30,150 I have no time for failures. 72 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,930 Noise and disorder are the enemies of learning. 73 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,310 There is going to be order in this class. 74 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:38,980 And there is going to be discipline. 75 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:44,080 Because this class is going to leave the protection of this school with the 76 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,060 requisite minimum number of O -levels beneath its belt. 77 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,200 The choice is work or the rabble. 78 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,920 Any person anxious to join the rabble may do so now. 79 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,400 We have wasted time. 80 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:23,410 I lost my timetable and I had to go and get another one from the office. 81 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:26,090 Just like trying to get an interview with the Pope. 82 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:31,590 Right. My name is Jeff Figg. I know all the gags about figs, most of them 83 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:35,030 filthy. I'll tell you them all one day. I haven't taught you a lot before. I've 84 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,610 only been here a term and a half. 85 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,750 Are you going to sit in your seats or are we all going to come and sit on the 86 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:42,750 windowsill? 87 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,650 To do wee -wee, sir. 88 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:07,850 Have you got your matches and are you coming back? 89 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:11,030 I've got big matches to do wee -wee, sir. Well, let's not get into that now. 90 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:11,989 What's your name? 91 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:12,969 Wee -wee, sir. 92 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,930 Right, you'd better go and do your wee -wee. 93 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:18,370 Wee -wee. Wee -wee. Wee -wee. Wee -wee. 94 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,350 Hello, where have you been? 95 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,590 To see Fitz. 96 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,670 Right. Sit down. What's your name? 97 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,890 Brent Stinson. 98 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,190 No, it's Pfizer, sir. Shut up. 99 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,910 OK, 100 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:32,530 what were you working on last term, before half -term, that is? 101 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,960 Who taught you last term? 102 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:42,160 Mr Bartholomew. No, it wasn't. It was Mr Bartholomew, clever sod. 103 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:47,240 We had Mr Bartholomew, and then we had Mr Weir, and then he was swapped over 104 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,560 with... What was her name? 105 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:49,820 I don't know, do I? 106 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,880 Miss Dunn. Miss Dunn. Yeah, she'd been done. 107 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800 Clever sod. 108 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,660 So, you had different teachers. 109 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960 What did I just say? 110 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,840 What do you do with these teachers? 111 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,120 Shut them out. 112 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:07,890 I'm a teacher with books. 113 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,010 What do you do? 114 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,410 Copying out. 115 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,250 That's what we do. We do copying out. 116 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,130 What? I don't know. 117 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,730 Do you have a textbook? What do you copy out? 118 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:18,689 A book. 119 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,550 What book? What is it called? 120 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,250 Hard Times. 121 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:23,990 You're joking. 122 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,210 Hard Times? 123 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,230 Yes, Hard Times. 124 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:28,430 Who's that by? 125 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,270 Who wrote it? 126 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:42,020 class as a general question do you know who wrote hard time you're the bloody 127 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:48,820 teacher you ought to know i just copied it out does anybody 128 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,020 here know who wrote hard time 129 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,280 I thought you were in the lab. 130 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:46,820 It turned out better to be in... This is your rural studies room? Yes. 131 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:53,360 When taking a science class, I think it's better to be in the science 132 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,520 laboratory. It's less confusing all round. We have discussed it before. 133 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,900 Yes. 134 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,500 Do you have a quick period? 135 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 Yes. 136 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:06,560 I'd like a talk in, say, five minutes? 137 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:07,980 Where? Here? 138 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:10,660 Start room. 139 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,600 requirement. 140 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,650 royal pudding, you can all write this down, 141 00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:53,830 225 grams of flour, 142 00:16:55,610 --> 00:17:01,390 170 grams of suet, 4 eggs. 143 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:51,950 I've been looking through C1's books, Tom, and you've not been marking them. 144 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,690 I have marked the books. 145 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:58,170 Well, let's take a look, shall we? 146 00:17:58,630 --> 00:17:59,630 Here, random. 147 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,210 It's a very shoddy work. 148 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:11,230 Is this John Langley, is it? Yes, he's a bright boy. It would help me if you put 149 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,230 these in alphabetical order. 150 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:15,430 You say he's a bright boy, but his book's a mess. 151 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,600 I can hardly read his name. There's graffiti on the counter. 152 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,920 Isn't it more important he gets down what he's trying to say? 153 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,160 No. 154 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:30,340 The first priority is that he understands the rudiments of the 155 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,660 If he's simply writing down what you've written on the blackboard, he's not 156 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,640 trying to say anything, is he? 157 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,060 There's no excuse for shoddy work. 158 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560 Wait a minute. 159 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,960 Let's not get sidetracked. 160 00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:49,050 Point is, there are no marks in his book. 161 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,810 Yes, there are marks. 162 00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:55,110 Show me. 163 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,150 Here. 164 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:01,910 Good work. 165 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:08,050 Another there. I've got a book on this. Ask me. 166 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,590 Those are not marks, Tom. 167 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,790 You mean great. 168 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,830 Sorry, I'll say that again. 169 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:23,490 You have not been grading the books, have you? 170 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:29,990 No, I have not been grading the books, but I have been marking them. From now 171 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,470 on, please grade their work. 172 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:35,970 You want me to rank them, put them into order? 173 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,550 Yes, and I want you to test them this week. 174 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,410 I've prepared the questions. 175 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,870 No further preparation is required. 176 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,310 I only took on science as a second subject to help out the department. 177 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,090 I teach rural studies. 178 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,370 That's my subject. I'm finished yet, Tom. 179 00:19:54,510 --> 00:20:00,510 We have to pick over the sticky subject of sex. 180 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,520 in your yoke. 181 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,820 What to? What to? What to? What to? What to? Faster! 182 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,660 Come on, Scott! 183 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,240 Scott, move! 184 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,019 Come on! 185 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,020 What to? 186 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:43,580 Armitage! 187 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,180 Armitage! 188 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,780 Where's your thinglet, Armitage? Lost, sir. Lost? 189 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,200 Lost? My class takes pride in its appearance, boy. 190 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:22,900 Quickly, it goes lumpy. 191 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,060 You should know that. 192 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,020 Yes? What's your name? 193 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 Yes, 194 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,580 darling, what is it? 195 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,300 Why are we watching, miss? 196 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:33,740 Watching what? 197 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,580 Watching you make the pudding, miss. 198 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:37,960 Last term, were you to make things? 199 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:42,620 Last term, the school could afford to subsidise your parents to let you make 200 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,960 things. And this term, it can't. 201 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,360 This term, you're lucky you can watch me make things. 202 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,040 And I'm lucky to be here to make them. 203 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,960 When you see me coming, you stand up, right? 204 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:22,700 Right? Yes. And you do as you're told, because I stick my pen right up your 205 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,580 arse, and I bloody mean it. 206 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,640 And you call me Baron, right? 207 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,540 Call me Baron now. 208 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320 Do it! 209 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,980 Baron. Say, yes, Baron. 210 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,740 Yes, Baron. 211 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,180 And you play your sub. 212 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:41,500 That's temporary. Any time I ask for it, I just cut your stupid cock off. 213 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:49,370 At the end of the week, there is going to be a test. 214 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:56,490 I am writing a list on the board of subjects upon which you will be tested 215 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,430 together with the questions. 216 00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:06,530 If you wish to do well in the test, write down the list together 217 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:10,230 with the questions and prepare your answers. 218 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:17,490 If anybody needs help, ask me or help each other. 219 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,650 There's this quantum dribble. 220 00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:27,850 Boo, Faisal and company, the team of the A -Stream, flowing in and out of my 221 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,250 class, down here to get their arses whacked. 222 00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:31,550 Then don't send them. 223 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:35,730 I don't send them. It's not me. It's for crimes committed while in the act of 224 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:38,590 studying wool yields in Australia and math. 225 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,910 Why can't people keep their kids straight? 226 00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:45,570 It's all in the staff handbook. Tony Kitchen and me, the two debit 227 00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:49,610 are the official whackers, and no other people can lay a hand on the pupil's 228 00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:50,610 heart. 229 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,130 It's all in the book. 230 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:54,670 There's always a bigger queue outside your door. 231 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,510 Griff's life's in there, and I've lost it. 232 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,110 Tony takes his work more seriously. 233 00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:04,090 He takes a run -up before he lays it on. 234 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:07,790 It's buggering up my class as well. 235 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,660 What do you want, John? 236 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,460 Mr. James sent me to you, sir. What for? 237 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,160 Eating, sir. 238 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,320 Eating? Eating in class, were you? 239 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,180 Yes. And what were you eating? 240 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,960 Chewing gum and chocolate, sir. Together? 241 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,660 Yes. And have you done this before in class? 242 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,020 Yes. And Mr. James caught you and warned you before, did he? 243 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,320 Yes. And for talking. 244 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:34,900 He told me to tell you I'm a blabbermouth. 245 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,299 A what? 246 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,300 A blabbermouth. 247 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,420 Well, you don't. 248 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,600 Now, it's to me, John, but then who am I to contradict Mr. James? 249 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,260 You're in the first year, aren't you? 250 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,260 Yes. And you're 12 years old. 251 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:49,840 Yes. And because you're 12 years old, I have this to say to you, John, very 252 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,840 grave, this. 253 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:56,180 Because you were a child of 12 tender years, I have to ask you this. 254 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,860 Now, do you want me to get in touch with your mother and father and tell them 255 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:03,500 about your being a blabbermouth, or would you rather take the soft option 256 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,020 have a slap of the chipper? 257 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,460 It's up to you, John. 258 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,520 The flipper, please, sir. 259 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:15,360 Right, I knew you'd see sense. You're nothing if not polite, John. Now, bend 260 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,360 over. 261 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:24,740 Now, off you go and tell Mr. James I gave you one slap of the flipper for the 262 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,780 love of mouth and that I've put it in the punishment book. 263 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,340 Thank you, sir. 264 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,500 Do you always lay on like that? 265 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,380 Little strokes for little arses. 266 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:38,940 And why bother? 267 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,740 It's quick and it's easy. 268 00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:03,620 So the teachers can't 269 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:08,020 keep their kids straight. I don't want them bending over in your office when 270 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,020 they should be in my class. 271 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:09,889 How do I stop it? 272 00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:10,809 Are you serious? 273 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:11,810 Yeah. 274 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,030 You're not popular. 275 00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:14,850 Come on, how do I fix it? Trice knows. 276 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,430 Sounds like a memo job. 277 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,330 You'll have to negotiate with the boss. And why her? 278 00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:21,670 She writes healthy memos. 279 00:26:22,170 --> 00:26:24,090 And she's got the key to the four -step machine. 280 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:26,570 In her knickers. 281 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,710 I want... Is it convenient for me to see Mr Griff? 282 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,600 What's it about? 283 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,220 My name's Alison Cooper. I'm an ex -future. 284 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:48,600 Oh, Alison. Yes, I remember you. Yes, I didn't recognise you at the moment. 285 00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,880 You've changed. Your hair's different. Yes. 286 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,380 This is Alison Cooper. 287 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,600 How are your parents? 288 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:54,620 Very well, thank you. 289 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,480 Is it possible for me to come to this? Today, I'm afraid not. I couldn't even 290 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,500 squeeze you in. 291 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,020 But I could put you in next week. You in a hurry? 292 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,460 Any time will do. 293 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:07,220 How about next Tuesday at 2 .30? Right? 294 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,290 Open this door open. 295 00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:21,350 Out. 296 00:27:21,690 --> 00:27:22,690 Out. 297 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:28,830 In a line. In a line. That is what the arrow means. 298 00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:34,270 Line up in an orderly and civilized fashion along here in a line. 299 00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:40,090 Not lounging about like thugs and prostitutes on the street corner. 300 00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:18,690 Good morning, Forty. 301 00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:20,990 Good morning, Mr. Hudson. 302 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:27,470 Where did this come from? 303 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,210 Ingram? 304 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:34,770 I wasn't looking at him, Mr. Hudson. 305 00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:02,110 If you shout, scream, or jump bricks out the window, somebody's bound to come 306 00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:05,970 and sort us out. So a certain amount of push will keep us all out of trouble, 307 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:07,230 right? Right. 308 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:11,830 Class. Now, that's not this type of class, though it may have something to 309 00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:15,750 with it. It's the ruling class, the middle class, the working class. 310 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:18,470 Class. Pay attention, Anna. 311 00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:20,130 War. 312 00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:21,930 The Red Hosea. 313 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:23,169 The what? 314 00:29:23,170 --> 00:29:26,170 The Red what? The Red Hoser. They're an African tribe. 315 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:27,569 They're a king. 316 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:28,570 Shut it, bro. 317 00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:32,030 They have fighting rituals. They settle all their fights with sticks. All the 318 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,130 young men carry sticks. 319 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:35,850 What do you need a stick for when you can kick him in the bollocks? 320 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,670 Do you want us to copy it down? 321 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:42,710 Now, this is a list you can add to. 322 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:45,710 This is a list of subjects we're going to discuss. 323 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,170 Yeah, but do you want us to copy it down? 324 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:51,790 Plastic grass. 325 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,060 What do you think of plastic grass? Do you like it? 326 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,820 I don't know. We ain't got a dog. 327 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,140 You got a dog, Syl. 328 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:15,380 Do you want us to copy that down or not? No, Syl. 329 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:20,140 I don't want you to spend the lesson copying out. I think we've got better 330 00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:22,520 things we can do with our time. But you have a choice. 331 00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:27,980 You can spend the lesson copying out or you can spend it discussing these or any 332 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,780 other subject which may interest you. All right, Syl? 333 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,320 She's sick. 334 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,740 Oh, what do you know, clever bollocks? Shut up. 335 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,440 Right. The usual for an essay is two sides with a special of five. 336 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,120 I expect a minimum of five with a special of 15. 337 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,040 Well, that's not today. 338 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,300 That's not tomorrow or even this week. 339 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,200 So forget about it. 340 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,620 Today, just sit back, relax. 341 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,640 Do nothing. 342 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,100 Just talk. 343 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:34,970 Punishment. I hear you've made a complaint about the doctor being sent to 344 00:32:34,970 --> 00:32:35,970 deputy head. 345 00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:39,770 No, I've not made a complaint. I just don't like kids wandering out of my 346 00:32:39,770 --> 00:32:41,310 in my time to get their arses wiped. 347 00:32:41,550 --> 00:32:42,630 Whose time do you say you're in? 348 00:32:44,390 --> 00:32:46,430 The whole class got high marks. 349 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:47,970 That's good, isn't it? 350 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:50,370 But they knew the questions in advance. 351 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:51,890 Yes, I know. 352 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:58,060 The purpose of a test is that the children do not know what questions... 353 00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:01,500 they are to be asked, so that they do not have an opportunity to prepare their 354 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,800 answers. Where else, other than at school, are they ever going to be asked 355 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,240 that? In life, Mr. 356 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,520 Twentyman, in life. 357 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,900 What's the point of testing their general knowledge if they know the 358 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:12,719 in advance? 359 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,280 So that they can approach and execute the task without fear, without being 360 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,440 marked down as failures. 361 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:21,440 So that they can research their work in advance, with the help and cooperation 362 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,760 of people around them. I mean, that's life as well, isn't it? Mr. Twentiman, 363 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,900 future, when a class... I'm sorry I'm late. I haven't finished, Mr. Twentiman. 364 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,960 Just one point. 365 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,100 Under no circumstances are you to teach mammalian reproduction or sex education 366 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,100 without my permission. 367 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,219 Is that understood? 368 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,280 If it comes up, I can't avoid it. 369 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,760 I follow what interests the class. 370 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,140 My job, Mr. Twentiman, is to follow the syllabus. 371 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,540 I stand by what I've said. 372 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960 classroom wanker. 373 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,520 Stephen Harris. 374 00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:17,920 The one with the moustache. 375 00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:20,460 Known to his friends as Wanker Harris. 376 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,620 No, he was at the front. 377 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,020 Alan Fraser, little lad with blonde hair. 378 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,380 Send the little bugger to me. 379 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:27,780 Thank you. 380 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:31,060 Just got a wanker. 381 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,320 Who? Little Alan Fraser. 382 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,179 Probably part of a gang. 383 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:39,659 What do you mean? 384 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,719 A wanking gang. 385 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,520 What do you mean? 386 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,480 They team up for mass wanking. 387 00:34:45,139 --> 00:34:46,219 In my class? 388 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760 Most likely. 389 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,840 There's smoking gangs and glue gangs. 390 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,280 There's randy gangs and wanking gangs. 391 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,060 What are they doing over there, that lot? 392 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,180 They're constructing a Mott and Bailey Norman castle. 393 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,780 Looks like pissing about to me. 394 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,260 Martin won't like it. 395 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:09,580 I don't like what Hudson is doing to me, Mick. He's trying to teach me a lesson, 396 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,900 Mick. Put me in line. 397 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,380 He doesn't like the way I teach. 398 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,220 I don't want to get into this. 399 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,460 But you're teaching mixed ability. 400 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,860 And it's getting up Hodgson's nose. 401 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,260 And others. 402 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,660 Where do you stand, Vic? 403 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:27,220 I don't think so. What's the difference between a wanking gang and a randy gang? 404 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,880 How glad I am you asked me that question. 405 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,680 Wanking gangs sit around in groups, ruining the right side in the classroom. 406 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,140 whole point of a gang wank is to do it in the classroom. 407 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,920 Mass destruction. 408 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:42,970 And randygangs. 409 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:47,590 Randygangs chase little girls around the playing field to get a smelly finger. 410 00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:50,550 That's about the limit of sexual education in this school. 411 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,430 The blind leading the blind. 412 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:56,390 What the hell is that? 413 00:35:57,310 --> 00:35:58,330 That goes early. 414 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:04,410 Do you teach sex? 415 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:06,730 For the kids, that is, in class. 416 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:10,170 Some that could kill them. They get a week of it in the second year. 417 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,470 That's it. 418 00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:14,370 Well, that's the details left to the parents. 419 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:16,910 The blind leading the blind. 420 00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:20,210 They learn more from the lavatory walls than they do in the classroom. 421 00:36:20,530 --> 00:36:22,170 Nobody gives a toss. 422 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:23,950 What do you do? 423 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,690 I tell them everything. 424 00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:28,050 I'm writing them a book on it. 425 00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,690 We're on playground patrol tomorrow. 426 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:38,390 I'll see you 427 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,370 kitchen. You go to see Mr. Kitchen. 428 00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:31,610 You wait outside his door. You wait here until he comes. 429 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:35,090 And when he comes, you tell him I sent you and you tell him what you were doing 430 00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:35,868 with this. 431 00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:39,690 You lie and I'll use it to cut off your balls. Now bugger off. 432 00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:45,270 Don't you worry, son, all right? 433 00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:49,390 All right, Martin, you can go now. I'll talk to you later. 434 00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:11,590 There's a collection going round for Mr Peters of the 435 00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:12,590 Geography Department. 436 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:15,450 I don't know. Is he leaving? 437 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:17,190 He's left. 438 00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:18,510 Oh. 439 00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:21,430 He died just before half -time. 440 00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:25,430 I've only been here a few weeks. There are 70 staff. 441 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:30,350 I've met 20. I know seven. I just didn't get around to Mr Peters in time. 442 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:31,650 Colin. 443 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,390 to see Tony Kitchen. 444 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:56,910 It's you now. 445 00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:01,470 Stay back here. 446 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:08,470 Will you do the honours on Stephen Harrity for extracting money with 447 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,750 Refuses to bend over. 448 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:12,190 Ah, Neil, thank you. I could do with a little muscle. 449 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:16,010 I've got this for you, sir. Yes, I can see that, Brian. Thank you very much. 450 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:17,010 can go now. 451 00:40:23,970 --> 00:40:27,890 Stephen Harris, you are here because you're a bully. Nobody in this school 452 00:40:27,890 --> 00:40:29,810 tolerates a bully, and that includes me. 453 00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:31,090 Where's the bank? 454 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:33,590 That's more than I... Shut up! 455 00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:39,030 You were sent to see Mr. Kitchen, but you came to see me, old softy Vic. But 456 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:41,410 doesn't matter, because Mr. Kitchen is here anyway. 457 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:45,410 Look at that. 458 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:47,450 You can kill with this, don't you know that? 459 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,950 It's not a toy, it's a deadly weapon. 460 00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:52,670 Mr. Moyne? 461 00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:58,690 You tell that to the police, Stephen. Now, I asked you very nicely before 462 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,830 gentlemen arrived, and I'm going to ask you again. 463 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,790 Will you please bend over? 464 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,090 No. 465 00:41:09,410 --> 00:41:10,410 Okay, boys. 466 00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:24,950 All right, Jeff. 467 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:26,330 Grab his other bloody leg. 468 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:31,210 Okay, Tony. 469 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,600 Okay, Stephen, that's it. 470 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,540 Nothing more to say. You can go. 471 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,900 Thanks, Jerry. 472 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,400 Here. 473 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,100 Wear him out of this. 474 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:06,580 It's not serious. 475 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200 See the nurse. 476 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,420 We'll put some dental on him. 477 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,180 Look at that bloody night. 478 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,650 All right, Peter, then you come by. 479 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:38,050 Now, Peter, what's it about? What are you here for? 480 00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:41,890 Who sent you? 481 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:43,730 Mr. James. 482 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:44,890 What for? 483 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:49,030 Why did Mr. James send you, Peter? 484 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:53,010 For making a noise, sir. What kind of noise were you making? 485 00:42:53,770 --> 00:42:56,130 I... noise, sir. In class? 486 00:42:56,799 --> 00:42:57,799 Yes, sir. 487 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,520 And did you make a noise in class? 488 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,920 I don't know. 489 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,480 Well, you must know whether you did or not. 490 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,320 It's not the kind of thing to escape one's notice, is it? 491 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,280 I didn't mean so. 492 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,580 But you did it. 493 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,680 Yes, sir. 494 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,320 So what's it going to be, Peter? 495 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,020 You've not been to me before, have you? 496 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,380 No, sir. Well, I can't do lines. I must not be in class a thousand times. The 497 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,380 writings will not be a punishment. 498 00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:21,620 And I can't see you in detention, because you're young. 499 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:24,120 Would you like me to discuss it with your mother and father? 500 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,800 No, sir. 501 00:43:26,459 --> 00:43:27,800 So, you're asked to be the flipper. 502 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,880 I refuse the flipper. Right. 503 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,660 You've just said you refuse the flipper. 504 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,900 Is that correct? 505 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,920 Yes, sir. Do you seriously want me to get in touch with your mother and 506 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:42,980 No. They've been writing a letter. They would have to come down here. 507 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:44,220 That would take time. 508 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:47,280 And in the end, you'd probably end up by getting whacked by the lot of us. 509 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:49,078 Do you want that? 510 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,300 No, sir. Do you think your dad wants to take time off work to discuss one 511 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:55,300 little... No, sir. He'll have a lot of trouble for one little... Isn't it? 512 00:43:56,910 --> 00:43:57,910 So why not take the clipper? 513 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:01,530 No. It won't hurt. I won't hit you hard, I promise. 514 00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:06,790 Just one little tap on your bum, and then you can get back to your class, and 515 00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:09,370 can get back to organising next year's timetable, OK? 516 00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:10,988 No, sir. 517 00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:12,570 Have you got something wrong with your bum? 518 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,570 No. Then why don't you want the slipper? 519 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:20,110 I don't have to have it. It says so in the staff handbook. 520 00:44:20,610 --> 00:44:21,650 How do you know this? 521 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:25,090 I read it in the staff handbook. Yes, but you're not a staff, are you? 522 00:44:26,109 --> 00:44:27,109 How are you? 523 00:44:27,890 --> 00:44:28,890 No, sir. 524 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:30,350 Where did you find it? 525 00:44:30,510 --> 00:44:32,570 It was lying in the classroom. I read it. 526 00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:34,510 Say, by the bell. 527 00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:35,630 No, this has to be solved. 528 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,550 The bell has sold it. Let him go. 529 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:38,810 No, I can't. 530 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,010 Give him a warning. 531 00:44:40,130 --> 00:44:41,130 I can't, all right? 532 00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:42,550 Why not? 533 00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:44,610 You see what happens when you let them get away with it. 534 00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:47,790 You treat them soft when they think you are soft. 535 00:44:49,390 --> 00:44:50,530 No, it's got to be sorted out. 536 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:52,490 It's my job. 537 00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:55,090 Look at him, Vic. 538 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,020 If he doesn't want the slipper, I shall have to contact his parents. Those are 539 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,400 the rules. I didn't make them. 540 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,540 Now, Peter, I want you to wait here and think about it. 541 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,480 And all the long time I'm away, I want you to think about what you're doing. 542 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,420 When I come back, we'll discuss it again. 543 00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:59,420 Third year, you'll be a spotty yacht, just like Stephen Harris. Rubbish. The 544 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,158 has potential. 545 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,940 Yes, you said that with Harris when he was around. 546 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,120 You've got him marked up as a thick, just like the rest of us. 547 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,100 The bell has gone. Get back to your classrooms. 548 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,460 Potential is standing in this school smoking silk cut in 18 -hour guts. 549 00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,400 And I've dedicated my life to them. 550 00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:23,020 You have entered an educational wasteland where the fertile soil of 551 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,020 ends. 552 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,300 And the desert of ignorance begins. 553 00:46:57,740 --> 00:47:02,800 in gym and on the playing fields until he has the strength to reach the roof. 554 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,260 Carry on running. Begin. 555 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,220 And I should wear them at home in bed, Fraser. Then you'd stop fiddling with 556 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:12,800 your disgusting, smelly little winkle, you wanker. 557 00:47:30,730 --> 00:47:32,110 I'd like to use the set machine if I could. 558 00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:33,470 Right. 559 00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:36,690 Ah. I'll tell Mr Griff you're here, Mr Hudson. 560 00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:38,290 Mr Hudson. 561 00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:39,530 Mr Hudson. 562 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:41,390 Aren't you with B3? Yes. 563 00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:47,450 I've just seen sick boys, unsupervised, strolling about the gardens with forks 564 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:48,328 over their shoulders. 565 00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:52,030 Several more are wandering aimlessly. They're collecting feathers. The rest 566 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:53,830 in the classroom and you are here. Mr Hudson. 567 00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:57,830 Yeah. Mr Martinet, I'd like to see Mr Griff. Oh. 568 00:47:58,070 --> 00:47:59,990 Can you fix it for me, please? I don't need a weight. 569 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,440 Great. Fine. Perfect. 570 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:16,660 You came into teaching late, didn't you? You've only been added to a couple of 571 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,500 terms. What's I got to do with that? 572 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,560 This school is not the brightest star in the educational firm, Mr. 573 00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:26,540 Pig. We have less than a part of a share of the able pupils. 574 00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:30,370 That's why I took you and your first -class degree. We need first -class 575 00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:31,370 teachers. 576 00:48:32,770 --> 00:48:36,130 If you want to raise some issues, there are more important ones than this. 577 00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:43,950 I've been wanting to return this library book. 578 00:48:44,830 --> 00:48:47,130 I noted it had gone missing from the shelves. 579 00:48:47,350 --> 00:48:48,790 Books like this shouldn't be on the shelves. 580 00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:50,910 Sir, for all to see as you have discovered. 581 00:48:51,210 --> 00:48:52,210 It's pornographic. 582 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,940 The catalogue of clients. 583 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,420 Petty misdemeanours. Boys' own stuff. 584 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,700 Fooling of sports, one. 585 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,920 Out of bounds, one. 586 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:03,840 I'd like to give her one, you know. 587 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,120 Right there in the front seat. 588 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,260 Nuisance of an assembly, two strokes of the slipper. Bullying, late. 589 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,960 General nuisance. 590 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,380 Jeans and still no note. 591 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,160 Hitting kids for that. 592 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,400 Don't moan at me. See Griff? 593 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:20,700 I have. 594 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,260 Told him I was sick in the gut for sending Harris to be beaten. 595 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,540 What did he say? 596 00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:29,360 Everyone pukes when they kill their first German. 597 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:34,280 And I put in a complaint about the excessive use of corporal punishment in 598 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,220 school. A pistol in writing with a copy to the education office. You've done 599 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,780 that? I have. Quick work. Right. It won't do you any good. 600 00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:44,900 Well, he said... If you're going to start stirring, Jeff, I don't want to 601 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:47,880 Little Peter Fields, what happened? 602 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,800 Oh, he came around to my way of thinking. 603 00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:51,060 Oh, great. 604 00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:04,950 Mr. 605 00:50:06,590 --> 00:50:09,630 Griff, Mr. Griff, hang on. 606 00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:15,330 That, that is what I think of that. 607 00:50:15,710 --> 00:50:18,030 I've taken that newspaper for 30 years. 608 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:35,299 letting their support. 609 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,400 Nothing is to be done about Mr Clayton, of course. 610 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,160 Book me a call to the chief education, sir. 611 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,540 I will not have time to speak to any newspaper reporters. 612 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,440 Those people in the office, are they from... No, unscheduled, Mrs... Ex 613 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:54,600 Yes. Bring them in. In spite of what is to be read in the newspapers, Elizabeth, 614 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,400 the day is a normal day. It's not a day. 615 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,440 That was really good. 616 00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:18,450 identified flying... 617 00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:51,020 And how's it been going, Paul? 618 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,400 I'm Paul. 619 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:53,420 I'm Barry. Yes. 620 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,680 What have you been up to since you left, Barry? When did you leave? 621 00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:57,799 Last Sunday. 622 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,800 An Easter leave, then? 623 00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,919 Yes, sir. 624 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,840 And what about you, Dwight? I didn't tell you what I've been doing. I was 625 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,600 to come back to you, Paul. Do tell me. 626 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,060 I've got a job as soon as I left. 627 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:07,300 Good. Where? 628 00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:08,380 The abattoir. 629 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,020 And how's that going? 630 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,660 I left. I ain't got nothing now. 631 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,880 You left, not dismissed? 632 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:14,900 No. Why did you leave? 633 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,200 Well, I went to work. 634 00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:20,180 I couldn't get on the people. 635 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,060 A go of hands. 636 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,680 Those in favour, raise their hands. 637 00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:49,030 No votes for. Those against, please raise their hands. 638 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:04,590 Right, at least half the class votes against. The rest are abstentions. 639 00:54:04,970 --> 00:54:09,410 So that means that the class votes against masturbation in the classroom 640 00:54:09,410 --> 00:54:13,270 lessons. If you had a vote and didn't use it, it doesn't count. 641 00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:14,980 That's democracy. 642 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,200 Well, that's not fair. 643 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,360 Why not? 644 00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:19,380 Most of those that put their hand out were girls. 645 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,120 Why is that not fair, Faisal? 646 00:54:21,420 --> 00:54:22,420 They don't do it, do they? 647 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:29,800 Girls can masturbate just the same as boys. 648 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:32,500 I'll explain with a diagram. 649 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:39,480 While I'm doing that, here's a box with some pieces of paper in it. Take a piece 650 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,260 of paper out of the box, write down any question. 651 00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:44,330 About sex that you want. 652 00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:48,330 Fold it over and put it back in the box. I promise I will answer it. 653 00:54:50,150 --> 00:54:52,570 Here's your chance to find out where you came from. 654 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,040 This is George. 655 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,560 And this is George. 656 00:55:17,820 --> 00:55:18,900 Two Georges. 657 00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:20,760 And I'm Terry. 658 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,720 And what can I do for you? 659 00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:26,220 We can't see Mr Griffith and say hello, right? 660 00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:32,660 At first, it was a bit hard. 661 00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:36,260 Not having any O -levels and only one CSE. 662 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:42,040 I had to take anything that come my way. But then, I got this lucky break. 663 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,200 And landed a job with a computer firm. 664 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,100 Now I'm doing very nicely, thank you very much. 665 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,820 Good. 666 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:50,100 Raking it in. 667 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,360 The suit you're wearing was supplied by the computer firm? 668 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:57,100 Yeah. Do you like it? 669 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,680 This is not funny! This is not funny! 670 00:56:04,980 --> 00:56:06,560 Here we go. 671 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:10,460 There is no Wally Wicker! 672 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,960 There is no Wally Wicker! 673 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,660 I see there's less time hanging around street corners and more time smarthing 674 00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:29,000 yourselves up, tagging down the door. 675 00:56:46,730 --> 00:56:47,730 Shut up, you foul... 676 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:38,250 Why have I got balls and girls don't? 677 00:57:39,030 --> 00:57:40,190 That's a good question. 678 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,070 Surely comes from a boy. 679 00:57:43,770 --> 00:57:44,830 What are rags? 680 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:51,030 Is wanking wrong? Is it bad for me? 681 00:57:51,370 --> 00:57:53,630 The answer is no, but we'll come back to it. 682 00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:57,190 What is the pox? 683 00:57:58,910 --> 00:58:00,790 Where do you... What's this? 684 00:58:02,510 --> 00:58:03,630 Where do you get love juice? 685 00:58:04,970 --> 00:58:06,010 Where do you get love juice? 686 00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:07,330 Do you wank? 687 00:58:08,130 --> 00:58:09,130 Yes, I do. 688 00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:11,430 Have you had VD? 689 00:58:12,310 --> 00:58:14,710 Yes, I have. There are different sorts. 690 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:15,950 I'll tell you what I know. 691 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:17,910 Do homos kiss? 692 00:58:19,910 --> 00:58:23,010 Are you a homo if you kiss? 693 00:58:24,110 --> 00:58:25,490 I think I know what that means. 694 00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:29,510 Why do boys get the horn? 695 00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:36,800 The horn is the way of describing a penis when it becomes stiff. It's 696 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800 called an erection. 697 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,760 What is it, Sue? 698 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,320 Nothing. 699 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:49,240 It's fuck a swear word. 700 00:59:19,070 --> 00:59:23,110 I just had sex with a boar during religious instruction. 701 00:59:24,670 --> 00:59:26,530 Revelation upon revelation. 702 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:28,750 Blind leading with blind. 703 00:59:30,110 --> 00:59:33,350 Hungry for knowledge. You can see the relief on their faces. 704 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,320 With difficulty. 705 00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,320 Have you read the papers? 706 00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,200 Who's your mole? 707 00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:00,460 No mole. 708 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,060 I took the punishment book out of Vic's office, made copies, ran the papers, 709 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:06,140 sent them off. 710 01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:09,080 I've got a card from the staff. 711 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:13,020 The British Confraternity of Teachers. 712 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,520 The broken piece of chalk award presented to Geoffrey Figg. 713 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,120 Finest example of gross unprofessional conduct. 714 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Where's the bend? 715 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,560 Find a space. 716 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,080 Put it on the wall. 717 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,920 What for? 718 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,180 Open classroom. 719 01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:31,280 Let them see what's going on. 720 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,140 The funny smell. Who cleans this lot? 721 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,618 We do. 722 01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:50,040 The cleaners help out. They like coming in here. 723 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,720 How do you get them to do all this? 724 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,480 They do it. 725 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,000 They wouldn't do it if you weren't here to make them do it, though, would they? 726 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,340 It happens because I let it happen. 727 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:12,660 You just sit there with your fingers up your nose. 728 01:01:14,990 --> 01:01:18,290 I usually make them tell me what they're going to do, but they choose. 729 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:23,510 What's this? 730 01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:25,550 Deception. 731 01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:28,190 It's like the rudiments of murder. 732 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,390 We're going to cook it tomorrow. 733 01:01:32,350 --> 01:01:33,350 Good luck. 734 01:01:43,110 --> 01:01:44,110 It's great. 735 01:01:45,930 --> 01:01:46,930 How'd you do it? 736 01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:49,390 Authority and discipline. 737 01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:53,050 Tie their hands behind their backs and stuff it down their throats. 738 01:01:54,790 --> 01:01:55,790 What's the answer? 739 01:01:56,990 --> 01:01:57,990 This. 740 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,570 Love is fitter than fear. 741 01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:05,890 Gentleness, better than beating, to bring up a child rightly in learning. 742 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:09,150 If that doesn't work, clap the bastards round the ear. 743 01:02:12,910 --> 01:02:14,770 What happens to the cat at weekends? 744 01:02:16,010 --> 01:02:19,890 Goes home, like the rest of us, with Linda Butt in B3. 745 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:39,750 What's the debate? 746 01:02:40,630 --> 01:02:43,370 Make another appeal for him to go away. 747 01:02:43,710 --> 01:02:45,910 Then we send for the police to disperse. 748 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,720 You'd better get a clearance for that, Elizabeth. 749 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,760 Very well. 750 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,440 You have continued to deal with mammalian reproduction and sex 751 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:03,500 I've not set out with the intention of dealing with those... Yes, but do teach 752 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,880 them. I answer their questions. 753 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,720 The time allowed on the syllabus does not match their curiosity. 754 01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:13,420 Next term, I'm bound to teach the second years, and I shall allow them... All 755 01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:14,420 the time they need. 756 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,660 You will not be required to teach this subject next term, Mr. Twente. 757 01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:19,860 Why not? 758 01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,840 You believe this, but not you. 759 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,760 What is an orgasm? 760 01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:31,600 What is cunnilingus? 761 01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:33,620 How do homosexuals make love? 762 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:39,780 I must confess that... It's a whole series of questions with detailed 763 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:41,620 graphic answers. 764 01:03:43,530 --> 01:03:47,270 And this page, I presume, is a part of a whole series of pages. 765 01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:49,410 Is that correct? 766 01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:50,649 That's right. 767 01:03:50,650 --> 01:03:53,030 And you have introduced this material into the classroom? 768 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:56,410 That's right. For what age group? For those who are interested. Boys and 769 01:03:56,530 --> 01:03:57,388 Boys and girls. 770 01:03:57,390 --> 01:03:58,390 Many ages. So boring. 771 01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:00,210 Without decency. 772 01:04:03,570 --> 01:04:04,570 I'm deeply shocked. 773 01:04:09,290 --> 01:04:10,610 You recognise that? 774 01:04:11,530 --> 01:04:16,460 Yes. This book was confiscated from boys in the science laboratory after one of 775 01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:17,460 your lessons. 776 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,660 This is a very grave situation, Mr. Trenton. 777 01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,340 I see. 778 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000 Take a look at that. 779 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,280 Good God! 780 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,700 Take a look. I don't think I want to look. This is a spanking magazine. 781 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,740 It caters for people who derive sexual excitement from caning and spanking. 782 01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,150 titles like Over Teacher's Knee. 783 01:04:44,710 --> 01:04:46,650 I leave it to you to divine the cause. 784 01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:52,570 I bought it this morning from the local newsagents after reading our publicity. 785 01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:57,150 I copied that from that. 786 01:04:58,230 --> 01:05:00,130 It's a school library book. 787 01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:01,470 I beg your pardon? 788 01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:04,150 I borrowed that the day it came into the school library. 789 01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:09,090 I made my own edited version of it when I was asked to return it. I thought it 790 01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:10,090 had gone missing. 791 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,200 Have you shown this to the children in the school? 792 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,440 No, no, no, no. That's not why I bought it. But we're a spanking school. 793 01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:18,040 Why not show them? 794 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:21,360 Avail them of some of the fringe benefits? This is dragging us all into 795 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,360 water, Mr. Twentiman. 796 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,360 Here is a paper setting out 12 conditions regarding your teaching in 797 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,900 school. They include abandoning your late -day system of teaching in favor of 798 01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:34,720 disabled instructor to be administered by Mr. Hodgson. The curriculum and the 799 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,040 syllabus are there to be adhered to. 800 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,980 You are to follow Mr. Hodgson's instructions. 801 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,760 Fix on each muckle. 802 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,640 Stay down, Jack. 803 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,220 Yes, Jane. 804 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,660 Gentlemen, your eyes have been taken to hospital. 805 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:02,020 Can I help you? 806 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:03,138 I have an appointment. 807 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:04,940 When? They telephoned a little while ago. 808 01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:06,180 When did you go into labour? 809 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:07,440 They did not say. 810 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,638 I must go. 811 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,618 But you have classes. 812 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:12,380 I'm leaving in 40 minutes at the end of my next class. Thank you for telling me. 813 01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:14,900 What can I do for you? 814 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,660 I have an appointment to see Mr Griff. 815 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,040 Alison Cooper. 816 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:19,420 Alison? Oh, yes. 817 01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:21,140 We don't have to wait. 818 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 I don't mind. 819 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,859 They sent you off? 820 01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:17,558 Not yet. 821 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,740 They stopped me about a suspension. 822 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,260 Stupid you, I mean. 823 01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:22,780 There were procedures, professional procedures. 824 01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:25,300 I could have made an official complaint. 825 01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:26,540 Would it have made any difference? 826 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,880 They were nearer after the war. 827 01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:49,650 I stirred things up, Vic. People know about it now. 828 01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:53,190 He's going to put a plan on corporal punishment. 829 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,270 What? Griff told me. 830 01:07:56,390 --> 01:07:57,510 Homage to Strasbourg. 831 01:07:58,510 --> 01:07:59,970 Phase it out over the next two years. 832 01:08:00,430 --> 01:08:01,430 Points to me. 833 01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:04,590 He's going to throw a whole question of death in them back onto the parents. 834 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:05,990 Now, do you think they'll thank you for that? 835 01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:08,270 It'll still seem like a victory to me. 836 01:08:09,610 --> 01:08:10,610 What? 837 01:08:11,530 --> 01:08:12,530 What was that word? 838 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:17,529 Do you think you're going to turn the entire system on its head? 839 01:08:19,430 --> 01:08:21,390 One and a half terms in the profession. 840 01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:25,090 Johnny come lately and you talk about victory. 841 01:08:27,050 --> 01:08:28,050 Here. 842 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:30,109 In here. 843 01:08:31,090 --> 01:08:32,550 Golden rule number one. 844 01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:33,830 The only rule. 845 01:08:35,590 --> 01:08:37,290 Get through the day and that's all. 846 01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:40,790 There are no victories, boy. 847 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,750 I stir things up, Vic. 848 01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:47,520 A mere ripple. You're on the wrong side of too many people, Brother Flake. 849 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,720 Go public. 850 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:52,960 Apologize to Griff. 851 01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,140 What? 852 01:08:55,939 --> 01:09:00,700 Apologize to the headmaster, or you will be out on your arse. 853 01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:04,120 No reference and no pension. 854 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,300 Shit! 855 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:11,859 Left my bag in the boat's office. 856 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,359 Have I got to apologize to her as well? 857 01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:35,210 There's been a terrible accident. You probably heard the sirens. 858 01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:39,610 Yes. We have the police in, but business as usual. 859 01:10:40,590 --> 01:10:43,090 You've waited all afternoon, Alison. It must be important. 860 01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:01,900 I've not done two more, have I? since I left school. 861 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,320 So you're a healthy clutch of O and A levels. 862 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,200 You deserve a rest. 863 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,160 I'm going to have one. Well, where are you going? 864 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,420 To sign on at the Dole. 865 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,680 Oh, I see. 866 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,480 Really? Not for long, I'll be bound. 867 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,980 Well, it's really not up to me, is it, Mr Griff? 868 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:21,980 Take a rest. Think about it. 869 01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:24,640 You can't expect it all to happen immediately. 870 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,080 But you do have certain advantages over your friends, Alison. 871 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,840 You come from a good home. 872 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:31,920 a healthy display of qualifications. 873 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,219 Extremely healthy. 874 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,220 Did you get maths? 875 01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:35,580 Yes. Well done. 876 01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:36,860 A head for figures. 877 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,520 I did what you wanted. 878 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:45,640 I did as I was told. I learned what I was told to learn and reproduced it on 879 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,960 paper the way you wanted it. 880 01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:53,660 Yes. 881 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,940 So what happens now? 882 01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,840 It's up to you. You... 883 01:12:00,430 --> 01:12:02,210 Have to get out and do things for yourself. 884 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,250 How do you do that? 885 01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:08,790 You never taught us that. You taught us to rely on you. 886 01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:13,970 No work now. 887 01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:16,970 No work ever. 888 01:12:19,530 --> 01:12:21,630 What have you done to help us live with that? 889 01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:23,910 Don't rely on us. 890 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:25,470 Rely on yourself. 891 01:12:27,790 --> 01:12:29,070 We gave you an education. 892 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,270 I gave you qualifications. 893 01:12:31,610 --> 01:12:32,610 What more do you want? 894 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,730 It's up to you what you do with it. 895 01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:41,570 There are 1 ,700 children in this school and over 70 staff. What do you expect? 896 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:45,770 Teaching you was a pleasure. 897 01:12:46,850 --> 01:12:48,150 You are not a problem. 898 01:12:49,310 --> 01:12:50,310 You are a success. 899 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,620 These are my O -level certificates. 900 01:13:01,260 --> 01:13:02,540 These are my A -level certificates. 901 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,740 This is why I came here today. 902 01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:08,940 I would like you to roll them up and push them up your arse. 903 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:11,420 Oh, yes, I did. 904 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,440 You can stuff that, too. 905 01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,020 Why are you sandwiched like that? 906 01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:24,320 They're patching him up. Told me to go back in an hour. 907 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,360 I wasn't there. 908 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,160 Rebuke to Peppermint. 909 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,420 Wife looked like she'd got flu. 910 01:13:33,340 --> 01:13:35,680 Baby was prized out like a limp fish. 911 01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:37,060 Looked hungover. 912 01:13:37,740 --> 01:13:40,600 At the last minute, a gang of medical students came in. 913 01:13:41,060 --> 01:13:42,840 Had to fight for a view. 914 01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:02,470 Children learn because they want to learn. 915 01:16:02,770 --> 01:16:04,230 I follow them. 916 01:16:04,470 --> 01:16:05,830 It's an open classroom. 917 01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:08,290 In a closed system. 918 01:16:08,770 --> 01:16:10,930 That's my way of changing things. 919 01:16:11,410 --> 01:16:12,750 A pit in the ocean. 920 01:16:13,130 --> 01:16:14,510 It makes a difference. 921 01:16:15,850 --> 01:16:18,890 Not when Griff's sitting on your face, it doesn't. 922 01:16:19,650 --> 01:16:22,850 Bugger your open classroom, he'll soon change all that. 923 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,110 We'll see. 924 01:16:25,930 --> 01:16:27,910 They're leaning on you, brother. 925 01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:31,010 What are you going to do? 926 01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:36,250 I'm a family man with mortgage and commitments. 927 01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:38,470 What do you think I'm going to do? 928 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,160 You smash up your classroom. 929 01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:45,740 The kids will put it back together. 930 01:17:46,740 --> 01:17:48,520 You do what you can. 931 01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:52,680 You stay inside the system. You don't walk out on the kids. 932 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,460 How many teachers say that up and down the country, eh? 933 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:01,620 Labouring against the odds. 934 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,360 Knackered at 40, screaming at the little buggers to stay in line. 935 01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:08,880 Stay with it, Jeff. 936 01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:12,830 Lick the arses of the Board of Governors. What does it matter?